the loyalest dog who knits

Everyone should have a Gromit in his life, exactly as he is… super being with a supremely expressive brow. Still can’t quite believe Wallace referred to him (albeit lovingly in his trademark outer orbital way) as a “good pooch”: the term clearly subjugates Gromit by reminding us and him that he is, after all, Wallce’s pet (and nurse, mother, father, gardener, cook, emergency help button, guardian angel/all-round über-companion).

He'd save us from evil penguins... whilst knitting a cosy yet fashionable pink sweater vest... Bring in the daily mail (probably carrying a bit of morning damp and/or scurrying showers) whilst checking out the security in the drawing room...

...And brave neglect and mis-assignation of affection from its confused, flawed human animal whilst a penguin with a red rubber glove atop its head runs amok in the village... It's a good thing G's got his earmuffs and blanket, however: it's another strong argument for the proliferation of knitting practices.